Sitting on the moon

Watching the stars pass by

I was feeling pretty & high


When a cute little girl

In a cute little bikini

Jumped up & slapped my knee



I kindly asked her if she

Wanted to visit my ranch

As she perched on a branch



She kindly said no

I gotta go

See you later, old ‘bo



She was so beautiful

I got an eternal buzz

And became more elevated than I already was


Being in the same proximity of her

This happened to me

Then she flew away oh so free


She found another perch

On which to land

And smiled oh so grand!







and Kim Kardashian




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